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10:32pm April 24, 2014
asksecularwitch:

heathersketcheroos:

Blerp

I WANT ONE NOW. IN MY HAND. RIGHT NOW.
THIS.
NOW
HAND
WANT.

asksecularwitch:

heathersketcheroos:

Blerp

I WANT ONE NOW. IN MY HAND. RIGHT NOW.

THIS.

NOW

HAND

WANT.

7:49pm April 24, 2014

 http://grand-sasstro.tumblr.com/post/83778480588/chrysantheas-signal-boost-please-i-am

chrysantheas:

Signal boost, please?

I am currently facing homelessness. In October my father died of a heart attack, and he was our family’s primary means of money. My 30 year old brother is going off on his own but neither me or my mother have jobs or a place to go by the end of April.

7:06pm April 24, 2014

thebuttblr:

nonomella:

strawberrytop007:

hyperwolf:

livelife-havefun-partyhard:

Parrot caught singing let the bodies hit the floor

I was so done when it whispered…I would shit bricks if I heard that when I got up to get a drink in the middle of the night…

“Let the bodies hit the….FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!”

oh my god he’s so into it

funny as fuck
7:01pm April 24, 2014

lockedin221b:

gazzymouse:

moiraea:

marcelines-pet:

of-castles-and-converses:

itsdeepforhappypeople:

Awwwwwww cutie

that awkward moment when deadpool is a better person than you because you would have just stole the pizza and not given a fuck

dead pool isn’t really a villian like, most of his comics  are just being like a slightly mentally challenged selfish 5 year old with an incredibly dirty mind who hits on spiderman all the time and is aware at all times of the forth wall. oh and it is literally impossible to kill him so he gets a bit reckless at times

Best description of Deadpool ever.

AND MURDERS PEOPLE.

The PC term is “undeads”

6:30pm April 24, 2014

edgebug:

sincerely, a person who has been on prozac for 9 years

this is in response to some shitty stuff i’ve seen on my dash recently. it’s super simplified, so if you’d like to know some more indepth stuff on how exactly it works, google it—OR BETTER YET actually talk to a mental health doctor psychiatrist person wow

6:16pm April 24, 2014

fartgallery:

If you message me, do not put “sorry for wasting your time” or “sorry for bothering you” at the end of your message!!! I’ve seen this way too many times. You are not a waste of my time. You are not a waste of anyone’s time. You are not a waste of time period. Please never say or think that ever again

5:15pm April 24, 2014
dannyphantomfanart:

WHAT Happened?! eAe for you to decide Maddy n Jack c; are so cute together e-e                                      eAe enjoy

dannyphantomfanart:

WHAT Happened?! eAe for you to decide 
Maddy n Jack c; are so cute together e-e 

                                     eAe enjoy

4:48pm April 24, 2014
4:38pm April 24, 2014

squeaktoy:

please love yourself and never ever ever upgrade to windows 8